Look, you may as well face the fact that you’re going to play Max Damage 2. It’s called Max Damage, for crying out loud. What more could you want?
Better yet, Max Damage 2 is all about breaking things with a cannon. Aim your cannon at a telly, and you’ll break the telly. Aim it at some priceless pieces of art and you’ll break those too. Bookcases, stereos, fridges – anything of any worth, you can break it. And you still haven’t clicked the Play Now link yet. Are you mental?