I feel like I kind of totally forgot that Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were married.? They started dating quietly, got married quietly, and now that Lively doesn’t seem to act much anymore (hopefully due to the fact that she realized she sucks at is), they aren’t often up there in my “celebrities I give a crap about” log book.
But now that the two have announced they are having a baby, I care again.? As if having one spawn created from the sperm of a gorgeous, famous Ryan wasn’t enough, we are now lucky enough to have two.? Yes, Ryan Reynolds may not be nearly as sweet or feminist approved as Gosling, but one cannot deny those abs.
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively started their super vanilla WASP-y romance on the set of The Green Lantern, otherwise known as both the low and high of their careers, respectively.? Reynolds was in the midst of getting a divorce from his first wife, the smoking, yet willing to forgo human rights for a good paycheck, Scarlett Johannsson. ?There were a lot of rumors that maybe Ms. Johansson was a little too outspoken and talented for Reynolds.? Apparently, Ryan needs a woman who believes more in being subservient to him and his ego.?? Can’t have the women folk making more money or earning more cinematic respect?than their husbands or the world will just go to hell in a hand basket.
So when Reynolds met Blake Lively, who by this point was probably starting to realize she’d never be taken all that seriously as an actress, it was perfect.? She was hot, she would never be his equal professionally, and she was still young and dumb enough to be taken in by Reynold’s good looks.? They got married pretty quickly and totally secretly, leading many to whisper, “unplanned baby” but those many were wrong.? But here we are, 2 surprising years later, and they are not only still married but actually just now are having a baby.
Blake took to her website, Preserve, to share the news.? For those who aren’t aware, Preserve is the Instagram filter approved Martha Stewart-wanna be lifestyle blog that Lively runs.? Full disclosure, I don’t speak pretentious white girl, so I don’t actually spend time on it, these are just the things I hear about it.
Here is the picture, which I will admit is pretty damn beautiful.
No Ryan anywhere in the picture or blog post, I assuming because even he knows Preserve is a bit ridiculous.? Or he was too busy banging an extra, allegedly.
So now we have another baby coming that has been blessed with the genetics of a stunningly handsome famous Ryan.? There really isn’t much of a competition of who is going to be the better baby daddy though, since Ryan Gosling just reeks of?compassion, warm heartedness, and all around meme worth amazingness.? And Ryan Reynolds?? Well, he gives you a much more do you dirty, total douchebag type vibe.
But could you imagine if Reynolds and Lively have a son?? And that handsome beast one day courts Gosling and Eva Mendes’ daughter?? It would be the end all be all second generation match made in heaven.
Rita says
Gosling reeks of compassion, warm/heartedness and amazingness? Was he not almost tried for driving under the influence of drugs/alcohol and for being indigestible on set? FYI, WASP means White, Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Reynolds, being of Irish descent if most certainly a WASC, i.e. White, Anglo-Saxon Catholic, if there is such a thing. Uhm, you are not doing Gosling any favours, girl. Why fans of Gosling always the need to thrash Reynolds as an unworthy comparison is beyond me. I am starting to literally hate Gosling because of this as I do not see Reynolds’ PR operating in the same way. Evidently, two Ryans cannot co-exist.