I have 100% made this lame ass joke before, but Rihanna and Drake need to stop pulling a Backstreet Boys and quit playing games with my heart. These two have been off and on for like five years and I feel like myself and the rest of the world just want them to settle the fuck down and COMMIT.
Well, it looks like maybe, after all these years, they’re finally a legit couple. Aside from their non-stop collaborating, sweet Instagram posts, and frequent public PDA, many of us sleuth level fans have noticed that recently, Rihanna and Drake have been sporting matching shark tattoos!
Rihanna’s New York tattoo artist, Bang Bang, recently took to Instagram to share a pic of the latest tattoo he gave Riri, which, as you can see is a cute little shark:
Right away, fans assumed this tattoo was linked to Drake, since she got it not long after a date with him at a New York aquarium, where she returned home with a stuffed camo shark much like the tattoo:
Fans were like: Ahhhh, Drake bought Rihanna a stuffed shark at the aquarium and then she got a tattoo of it, they’re totally in love for real this time!
But then, things got even better! How? Drake suddenly started sporting THE EXACT SAME SHARK TATTOO!
Needless to say, the millions of Drake and Rihanna fans out there have lost their goddamn minds (myself included). For years, we watched Rihanna mess with fuckboys like Chris Brown and keep breaking Drake’s heart, but now that she’s a little older and a little wiser, she realizes it’s time to settle down with a softie like Drake who worships her like a queen, never gets in trouble with the law, but drops jam after jam.
I saw a meme the other day that said ‘I’m so excited about Rihanna and Drake you’d think I was the one to get a man’, and I was like YAAAAASSSSS., I feel that. I mean, I have a man, but I’m still crazy excited about Drake and Rihanna, and this time I’m not as nervous about it. They’ve burned me before, but now they have matching tattoos, and nothing says ‘Together 4ever’ like matching tattoos. People who get tattooed together don’t break up, right?