Is there a name for that collective feeling of wanting no-one to win a fight? Is it possible for both combatants to lose a scrap? If so, this is the best outcome for the lamest celebrity dust-up, Steve Jones v. Piers Morgan.
That’s right! The man who presents the US X Factor who has teeth like foam is going head-to-head with a man who has a face like the Pilsbury Dough Boy’s stomach!
Why? Words, that’s why. They’re always getting stupid humans into trouble aren’t they?
So what went down?
Well, Jones appeared on Piers’ terrible American chat show to promote The X Factor, but alas, he stormed off-set when Piers’ questions turned ugly.
Apparently.
Steve tweeted, probably getting everyone pregnant in the process:
“For the record I’m not ashamed to admit I stormed off @piersmorgan tonight. His line of questing was highly offensive. You judge #thisfriday”
Of course, Piers – a man known for his sensitive spirit and reasoning – replied:
“Had him thrown off my set yesterday for lewd conduct”.
Lewd conduct eh? Did he try and force his Welsh penis into Piers anus? Americans will find out Friday night if they watch their televisions.
If there’s a round two, we hope for a televised fight to the death. It’s the only way Britain can sufficiently apologise for our exporting of these two woeful presenters.
Next week: Turns out Rick Edwards is actually a really nice bloke.
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