When Britney Spears posed naked for Harper’s Bazaar magazine last month, most people figured that she was just trying to win back some positive coverage after all her crazy mothering shenanigans.
However, by dropping her clothes and exposing her heavily pregnant figure to the world, Britney Spears might have also been exercising a hidden agenda – maybe Britney Spears wanted to stimulate Tokyo commuters into a state of heightened feverish delirium with her arm-covered breasts and massive baby-filled gut. But it didn’t work – Tokyo officials have deemed Britney’s pose to be too stimulating for the city’s commuters, and have covered up a giant poster of pregnant naked Britney Spears in one of its subway stations.
Tokyo isn’t the nicest place in the world to live. It’s insanely expensive, massively overpopulated and prone to natural disasters like earthquakes, tornadoes and tropical storms. And if that wasn’t bad enough, now there are giant pictures of Britney Spears all pregnant and naked all over the city to send its workers into an over-stimulated flap.
Britney Spears first dropped clothes for Harper’s Bazaar magazine to try and reverse all the negative aspects of her life, like driving around dangerously with her son, having her son fracture his skull and then appearing on TV in a sobbing flurry of falling-off eyelashes, bad jewellery and big red eyes. And it worked – after admitting to the magazine that she didn’t really feel beautiful while pregnant, all of Britney Spears’ bad vibes were magically pushed onto Kevin Federline, who went on to complain about his marriage and show that he can’t rap to save his sorry life.
But the naked pregnant Britney Spears cover of Harper’s Bazaar has had another effect – it’s been censored by Japanese officials who think that massive pictures of Britney Spears’ big pregnant belly will send Tokyo’s commuters into sex-crazed monsters. Or something. This is what a Tokyo transport official has to say:
“We thought some of our customers would find it to be overly stimulating.”
And so – even though Britney Spears is both officially the worst dressed woman on Earth and tremendously unsexy – a giant naked pregnant Britney Spears poster displayed to advertise the October edition of Japanese Harper’s Bazaar has been covered up at Britney’s elbow with a sign underneath it reading:
“We apologise for hiding part of a beautiful image of a mother-to-be.”
Ironic really, since the latest must-have gadget in Tokyo households is a tiny radio controlled miniature robot version of the statue of Britney Spears giving birth, complete with a spring-loaded Sean Preston that fires out of Britney’s vagina and parachutes to the ground at the touch of a button.
Read more:
Too Much Britney For Tokyo – ITV
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Maria making pictures says
Yes I agree with you, Britney only was just trying to win back some positive coverage after all her crazy mothering shenanigans. I guess Tokyo citizens are more then clever to avoid falling into Britney’s trap.
Thank you for sharing this story with me !
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