Listen, I’ll be straight up, this is going to turn into an in depth analysis of why I think Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande broke up and why they’ll probably get back together, so brace yourselves.
After cancelling some appearances, Pete did a show on Saturday for Judd & Pete for America: A Benefit to Swing Left, and, being Pete Davidson, decided he’d address the elephant in the room: his breakup with Ariana Grande.
During his stand-up routine, Pete joked (but not really joked, because it’s all true):
Well, as you can tell, I don’t want to be here. There’s a lot going on. Anybody have any open rooms? Anybody looking for a roommate? I’ve been covering a bunch of tattoos, that’s fun. I’m fucking 0-for-2 in the tattoo department. Yeah, I’m afraid to get my mom tattooed on me because she’s leave. So, obviously you know I, we broke up or whatever, but when me and her first got engaged we got tattoos. And it was like in a magazine like, ‘Was Pete Davidson Stupid?’ And 93 per cent of it said yes. So my boy, he was like, ‘Don’t listen to that shit man. They’re literally fucking haters.’ And I’m like yeah, fuck that. I’m not stupid. And the other day we were in my kitchen and he was like ‘Yo bro. Turns out you were stupid.’
I mean, hands down the most Pete Davidson way to address the break-up, and I feel bad for the guy, but like so many people, my theory is that these two would still be together if Mac Miller hadn’t of died.
My theory is that Mac Miller was probably the love of Ariana Grande’s life, but he was messed up and a drug addict, so they broke up and she got engaged to Pete Davidson, who I do think she probably loves. But then Mac dies and that fucked her up, so now she’s like uhhhhh about marrying Pete. That being said, Mac isn’t coming back, so Pete probably still has a chance. That’s my theory, anyway. Maybe not as in depth as I thought, but I wouldn’t be super surprised if these two got back together.