Judd Apatow has delighted no-one at all with the recent announcement that he was working on an unwanted new Pee-Wee film with Paul Reubens.
This is despite the fact that not a single soul on earth will admit to having any knowledge of the first two, and has in actually made a lot of people feel quite awkward.
We don't mean the poor cops who had to arrest Reubens for tugging himself off like a little monkey in that cinema (to this day we don't want to know what the Feature Presentation was) although they can't be happy at the memory.
No, we mean the remaining six people in the universe who actually thought the man was briefly entertaining and/or amusing before he got busted for possibly the crappest celebrity crime ever committed and effectively ending his career.
Although there can't have been too much mileage left in portraying a character so teeth-clenchingly irritating you just wanted to repeatedly punch yourself in the face just to take your mind off the annoying voice and fake ?winsome? smile.
Reports that Reubens was the inspiration for recent ?wanking themselves to death? celebrity tragedies are unsubstantiated.
Apatow has announced his intention of developing a new film in which a man far older than he appears acts inappropriately ? not by furiously masturbating in the dark surrounded by strangers ? but by dressing in a bad suit and talking in a funny voice whilst performing some piss-poor physical comedy.
Rowan Atkinson was unavailable for comment, but it is thought that he was so outraged by the pathetic nature of the sphincter-tighteningly unamusing cretin that he had to go and invent Mr. Bean just to show everyone that when it comes to being absolutely rubbish, the British are world-class.
Although unconfirmed, we are fairly sure that Rowan Atkinson has never tossed himself off in a cinema.
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Swineshead says
The first Pee Wee film is ace. And that is all.
Speary says
PeeWee Herman is making a comeback. He had a successful stage show in LA and he’s going to Broadway. He’ll also be in Stugis. Sorry about Russell Brand.
chris says
I recently saw the first Pee Wee movie with a group of ten-year-olds at a revival cinema. That thought it was hilarious, and so did I. It is a kind of heavily ironic, silly humor that you apparently don’t get. However, his immense popularity among both kids and pot-smoking hipsters was very real. You like childish and prudish making such a big deal of his wanking bust. He’s gay, and the cinema scene is where a lot of repressed sexuality was forced for gay men. Moralistic hypocritical America (my country) was “shocked, simply shocked” that somebody who made entertainment for children might be a gay masturbator. Ohhhh. I’ve been on this site for 20 minutes and liked the first 10. Oh well, I guess witty sarcasm can become just as lazy and formulaic as anything else.
Renata Sifuentes says
Paul Reubens is genius. You think only 6 people would come out to see his movie? HA! Ask the several thousand who thoroughly enjoyed his recent stage play and various recent screenings of “Big Adventure.” And GEEEZ why do people have to bring up 20-year-old crap. Do you truly think he’s the same person today that he was two decades ago?! How about a little Christian charity; or if you can’t forgive him, then just shut up about it. Sorry, I don’t mean to flame anyone. It’s just that saying Paul Reubens is untalented and unfunny and disliked, well… that’s wrong on every point.
aaron says
Millions of people are Pee wee fans to this very day. He is trending on twitter for weeks now….
THERE IS ZERO EVIDENCE OF THE CHARGES OF PUBLIC INDECENCY. So get over it. Someone you dont like is successful.
Raden says
Ana:I’m antoher who isn’t crazy about hazelnut praline. So I never expected much from the seashells, but found they were quite good. I was disappointed by the ones in the middle… I was expecting them to be really something, instead there was too much of that damn hazelnut taste. But the truffles I liked. Mmmm… especially the dark ones, those were the best!