With all of his public outbursts, I kind of thought maybe Rihanna and Karrueche Tran were the only women dumb enough to put up with Chris Brown’s antics.? But nope, seems there is a “model” that decided to not only mess around with Brown, but to get stuck to him for life.
Yup, Chris Brown is now someone’s daddy.? I bet he is just going to be the most loving, supportive, involved father ever.? Joy.
Sometime in 2013, between arrests and fist fights, Chris Brown played Russian Dick Roulette with one of his side pieces and lost.? I know one of you Chris fans will comment all pissed off, yelling that “U don’t no his lyfe, I got knocked up using condoms! It HAPPENS U KNO!”?Yes. I am sure he was using proper protection 100% of the time,?and would never be stupid enough to take any risks.? Because when I think Chris Brown, I think good, smart life choices.
It has been revealed that Chris has a 9 month old son.??Now I know you may be thinking to yourself, “But neither?Rihanna?nor Karrueche were pregnant last?year?”? Exactly.? At some point in between his back and forth game?with the two ladies,?Brown was messing around with some “model” named Nia who is 31 years old.? The two have supposedly known each other for years, which means that the first time she messed around with Brown was probably when he was still cool and not known for being a woman beater.? So I can give her a pass for that.? But now? Ugh.
Not only does Chris have a child, but because someone upstairs has a sick sense of humor, the child is a girl.? It would be fitting that a guy with no respect for women would have a daughter.? Maybe this will be the turning point, and now Brown will actually change and become a decent dude. Or maybe it will all go horribly wrong, and in the upcoming years we will read lots of stories about him being a dead beat and withholding child support, while tossing Benjamins into some stripper’s G-string.
I am sure Rihanna couldn’t care less since she is allegedly letting Leonardo DiCaprio’s Titantic crash into her iceberg.? Karrueche, though, is back to dating Brown, so I am sure her already apparent low self esteem has done an even lower nose dive.? I also have visions of her in the bathroom with a safety pin and a pack of Trojans, hysterically crying while shouting, “IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!”
Just kidding.? Brown doesn’t have condoms in the house.