People magazine is an absolute fucking mess who has not had a reliable Most Beautiful People or Sexiest Man Alive list in years, so I have no idea why I was even remotely shocked when I found out that they had named Blake fucking Shelton their sexiest man of 2017. I mean, this is the magazine that once named Adam Levine sexiest man alive, so I’m about 90% sure my mom makes this list.
For very obvious reasons, the internet went all up in arms about Blake Shelton nabbing the title because literally ANYONE ELSE should have gotten this. Like…anyone.
Most of the internet seems to be pissed because they think Idris Elba was robbed of the Sexiest Man title, and I do NOT disagree. However, there are still like a million other famous dudes that should have won this over goddamn Blake Shelton.
For example: literally ANY of the guys from Stranger Things that are over the age of 16. Billy was psychotic but sexy, Hopper is a fucking angel, and it was the fucking season of Steve Harrington!
And what about Chris Hemsworth!? The new Thor movie was really good! Drake had a big year, and a lot of people really miss Obama and now that he isn’t president it wouldn’t be inappropriate to give him the title.
Seriously, there are like 50 million qualified contenders and People magazine picks BLAKE SHELTON!
Is there something I’m not getting here?
I mean, as baffled as I am by this, in all honestly I couldn’t give less of a shit who People Magazine labels sexiest man alive. I pretty much lost all respect for their lists after they named Julia fucking Roberts the most beautiful woman on the planet for the THIRD fucking time, meanwhile a true American beauty, COURTNEY STODDEN, has not won the title even ONCE. Shame on you, People magazine!