Hey guys, sorry I haven’t blogged in a bit. I’ve had the sinus infection from hell and, tbh, celebrities have been boring as fuck lately, am I right? Kylie Jenner still hasn’t announced her goddamn pregnancy, so I’m left here blogging about Naya fucking Rivera, the bitch from Glee. The fuck is this shit?
We’ve all known for a while now that Naya Rivera was crazy as shit, so it came as zero shock to me when I found out she got arrested for beating her husband in front of their kid. Naya has always given me Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction dressed in Kim Kardashian cos-play vibes, so this all makes sense.
Naya was arrested at 9:30pm Saturday night for hitting her husband, Ryan Dorsey, in the head and lip while they were taking their 2-year-old son, Josey, for a walk. Dorsey apparently got some of her meltdown on camera, which he gave to the police when he called the cops on her ass. Naya was released on $1,000 bail and cops say the fight was over their son and alcohol could have been involved.
I kind of assumed alcohol was involved because who the fuck takes a 2-year-old for a walk at 9:30pm at night? Drunk people, that’s who.
It’s important to note that Naya filed for divorce from Dorsey last year, dated David Spade for a bit, then got back together with Dorsey. I think that’s important, because a 30-year-old woman who dates 2017 David Spade is always worth-noting.
The takeaway from all this is that, SHOCKER, Naya Rivera is probably a crazy bitch bad mom who gets drunk, drags her kid out of bed to go for a walk with her in the middle of the night, and when her husband tries to stop her, she beats his ass. This is the scenario I have in my head and NOTHING Naya Rivera has ever done suggests that I’m wrong on this one. Ugh. Something good better happen on Keeping Up With the Kardashians tonight, I SWEAR TO GOD.