Do you see the hilarious pun we did in the headline? Do you? It's writing like this that wins prestigious awards.
So, N-Dubz ? you know, the guy in the silly hat, the quite fit one and the other dude – have been a bit quiet of late, what with Dappy going it alone with that single that even we begrudgingly liked a bit (in the sense that we quite liked it when our younger brother learned to beatbox in 1992 and he wasn?t terrible at it), Tulisa going all ?television-star? and Fazer being all ?unrecognisable in the street and playing Gears Of War 4 all day long??
Well, all that's about to change because Richard ?Fazer? Rawson has been dragged into the limelight by X-Factor contestant Misha B, who has reportedly been texting the unconfirmed-Tulisa-love-interest in the mistaken belief that he is a mogul capable of launching her career. When in actual fact he probably met her back-stage lurking about, enticed as he was by the promise of free Pringles and a reason to get out of the flat.
None of this is going to go down too well with Tulisa, who has previously accused Misha B of being ?mean? (ouch) and is reportedly in a relationship/definitely not in a relationship with Rawson herself. Or not.
Oh do you know what, we don't care. It's basically this ?
Some lass, right, you know, the quite fit one from the kebab shop? No, the other one ? the one who doesn't know she's fit? You know she might be seeing that fella? Naw, we don't think so neither. So, right, some other lass that no-one knows has been, I dunno, texting him and that?
Yeah. That's about it.
For the sake of it we tried to find a sensible comment from Tulisa, but all that was forthcoming was this from her twitter feed as of 11.15pm last night:
“Omg tots awks…”
Which we have not made up, and sort of proves our the above point.
As you were.