Jealousy is a sad, bad thing for everyone involved – and it’s especially bad when it involves some of the most incredibly talented A-list performers in the world today.
Which means this news isn’t as bad as it could have been, because it only involves Megan Fox and Zac Efron.
Anyway, these little blighters have done the worst thing imaginable – they’ve tried to steal some news space away from Michael Jackson by definitely (possibly) getting married (dating), all while the world’s favourite singer is preparing for his headline shows at the O2…
What do you mean he’s dead?!
Ah.
Well, we must soldier on in the face of all adversity and bring you – our beloved readers – the news fit to be read, the news that should be reported and the words that will have such a strong effect on your minds you may well fall into a catatonic state simply by trying to understand them.
Read, and believe: Zac Efron and Megan Fox have been spotted out together, talking and being nice to each other. Will the madness never end?!
Needless to say, this shocking news indicates that the two are definitely a couple and that they have quite possibly been married within the last few days, thus sparking a new Hollywood super-family consisting of good-looking people made from plastic with crap tattoos. In musicals with giant robots.
What a time to be alive.
The epoch-making news was backed up by a statement sure to shake the very foundations of life on earth as we know it, with a source telling Celebuzz (via Digital Spy):
“They were very friendly and their faces were close when they talked.”
Now that’s the kind of pure fact you can only get from an experienced, on-the-scene, eyewitness reporter. Not fazed by the news that – apparently, at least – Michael Jackson is dead, this source braved the warzone that must have been the eatery, risking life and limb to report back that not only were both Zac Efron and Megan Fox very friendly, but that their faces were close when they talked.
You can’t buy that kind of talent – it’s something that’s natural. Honed. Perfect.
Thank you, ‘Source’. You have made our lives worth living again, following the death of Michael Jackson. Who is dead, in case any of you missed the news.
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win says
you guys are so not serious. its not true.
alisa says
i wish that he realizes soon enough that vanessa is nothing comparing to megan. he should stay with her.