You know what’s awesome? How much I’ve been writing about celebrity child sex abuse cases lately. In case you don’t pick up on my sarcasm (because, according to some of your comments, a lot of you think I’m being really serious all the time), I’m joking, it’s awful. From the dad on 7th Heaven to Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, the tabloids have been having a field day with all these child sex abuse scandals. Well now, thanks to the dumb ass that is Lena Dunham, they’ve got another “scandal” on their hands.
In her memoir, “Not That Kind of Girl”, Lena writes about doing stuff to her little sister that would totally make Mama June consider going gay and being with her. I mean, she writes some cringe-worthy shit?that she for some reason thinks is totally normal, and now a few sites are actually claiming, given what she’s written,?that she? actually sexually abused her sister.
In her novel, Lena discusses how one time when she was 7, she thought it would be totally fine to open up her 1-year-old sister’s vagina:
Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside?I shrieked.
Of course, the little 1-year-old had put some pebbles in there because she was one and didn’t know any better, or probably wasn’t thinking in general. Passages like this made a lot of people, myself included, cringe, but some cites, like Truth Revolt, are taking it even further and?saying that Lena actually sexually abused her sister. Of course, Dunham fired back on Twitter saying:
The right wing news story that I molested my little sister isn’t just LOL- it’s really fucking upsetting and disgusting.
And by the way, if you were a little kid and never looked at another little kid’s vagina, well, congrats to you.
Ok, here’s the thing, little girls (and maybe little boys, I can’t speak for them), totally look at each other’s vaginas and shit. It’s what we do. We are curious and we can’t get a good look at our own junk and we’re too young and dumb to think to use a small mirror. However, when most little girls engage in this curiosity based sex-play, it’s between two equally intrigued girls in the same age bracket, not one second grader gawking at a barely toddler who can barely form words. I mean, it’s kind of creepy a) that it happened, and b) that she wrote about it.
BUT IT GETS EVEN WEIRDER!
Lena also writes about how the older the got she would bribe her sister with money and treats for kisses on the mouth and to get her to “relax” on her, whatever the fuck that means. She also talks about how when she was a teenager she masturbated in bed next to her six-years-younger sister. Girl, you sound like Humbert Humbert from “Lolita” and it is straight up fucked up, and it’s even more fucked up that you don’t see that it’s fucked up.
Lena writes herself that she doing “Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl.”
You compare yourself to a sexual predator, describe all the weird ass predator shit you did, then freak out and say it’s disgusting when people go “Yeah man, you were totally a sexual predator.” Bitch please.
Either way, now Lena Dunham is threatening to sue Truth Revolt for claiming she sexually abused her sister.
Here’s the thing:?I actually fucking hate Lena Dunham. People think she’s some sort of feminist darling, but I think everything she does is a bunch of self-indulgent, “look at me! look at me!” bullshit.
I liked the first season of Girls, but after that?Lena Dunham decided no other characters needed interesting storylines or depth and turned it into the Hannah Horvath show, so I was like “Peace out, bitch.”
After this shit went down, Lena’s sister got on Twitter and said the shit Lena pulled didn’t really effect her so whatevs, and Lena was all like, “Yeah! See!”
For which, the website feminspire.com had this to brilliantly say:
She has taken to twitter and effectively adopted the language of abusers in saying ?my victim isn't mad, why should you be?’. Call this what it is as it is: Lena Dunham wrote a memoir. In the memoir she detailed grooming her sister for increasing sexual abuse. She compared herself to a predator. Truth Revolt documented that Lena Dunham had written this and she is now threatening to sue them and trying to paint the telling as a ?right wing news story?
Ugh. Just ugh. Even though her sister is saying she doesn’t consider it abuse, she has commented that she has issues with?Lena publishing many of the anecdotes relating to her, which leads me to believe that Lena Dunham probably didn’t run it by her sister before she published this shit or, if she did, she simply didn’t give a shit that it made her sister uncomfortable. Then again, Lena also “outted” her sister to her parents without her consent, so I think we can all agree that, even if she didn’t molest her, Lena is still?maybe the world’s shittiest sister.
I think this is maybe the root of why I fucking hate Lena Dunham. She’s basically a selfish, self-obsessed cunt, and, because she’s writes pretty good and talks about how much of a feminist she is, people don’t seem to give a fuck. And because she admits she’s a selfish dumb cunt people forgive her for being one. Well, as my friend, Meghan, so eloquently put it when we were discussing the matter:
I ?feel like her admission of being totally selfish and wanting to be loved doesn’t excuse it, though perhaps she believes it does? I enjoy her work, I just wish she didn’t think she was like the next coming of Christ.
Hash tag exactly.?Lena Dunham: get off your high horse and out of your sister’s vagina!
There aren’t enough eyeroll gifs on the planet for me to express my feelings towards Lena Dunham right now, however, on the bright side, I assume Lena has at least six voicemails from Mama June on her phone now asking her if she’s free Saturday night, so I guess that’s some amusing comfort, because that woman is a fucking MESS.
Al says
Her dad also paints vaginas. That, to me, explains a lot. I wouldn’t be surprised if Lena was abused herself and then did this to her sister. I mean, she has no fucking boundaries and thinks it’s funny and cool. Bitch needs serious therapy from someone who won’t treat her like she’s some special white rich bitch but like any other person dealing with growing up in a fucked out situation. Her dad’s work gives me the creeps BTW. Especially after Lena’s vile confession. http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2014/11/03/Lena-Dunhams-Father
sadiesays says
Your article is kind of funny and I agree with most of what you say, but your news is almost a week old. Also, please cite where her sister made the comments. According to who?