Though no polls have been taken (as far as I know), so I can’t put actual statistics together, I feel confident in predicting that Kylie Jenner is likely to follow in her older sister, Kim Kardashian’s, footsteps, and eventually release a sex tape, which will, more than likely, be followed by a pictorial in Playboy.?
Though Kylie is only 16-years-old now, her Instagram, MySpace, and Tumblr pics reveal a sexier side that would probably make Kim herself say “Girl, too far.” Though both Jenner sisters, the older Kendall, as well, display a sexiness beyond there years, I believe it’s young Kylie that is more likely to go down a scandalous path. Let’s discuss why, shall we?
Just a couple of days ago, Kylie posted the above pic on her Instagram and the internet went insane. People were flipping out because this is a pretty sexy and revealing picture for a 16-year-old girl to post. I mean, when I was 17, me and some girl friends took some pictures of ourselves in our bras, but the quality of the pic was poor and none of us were exactly busty so little controversy was drawn, but I digress.
The above picture is definitely revealing and shows off Kylie’s more than ample assets, but I think what’s getting people so upset is that this is far from the first time Kylie has pulled some scandalous picture shit. While big sis, Kendall, has had her share of bikini pics, hers tend to be more artsy and demure, while Kylie often goes for a more blatant tit shot. I mean, her Instagram account is a spank bank goldmine, and who can forget this demure gem from her MySpace account:
And that pic was taken when she was only 14! Kylie, like Kim, loves to flaunt her lady parts, which I guess makes sense since they’re basically the two (allegedly) naturally curviest sisters in the clan. I mean, if back when you were growing up you had an older sister who got so rich an famous from showing off her tits and ass that your whole family got famous AND got their own television show, wouldn’t you maybe think that showing off your tits and ass was like, the family business? In the land of the Kardashians it kind of is.
The ratings for “Keep up with the Kardashians” haven’t been great as of late, Khloe has all her marriage drama going on, Kris and Bruce are getting divorced, Kim has her baby and Kanye, Kendall’s modeling career is taking off, maybe Kylie just wanted a little attention for herself by doing the only thing her family has ever taught her to do: whore herself out. I can only assume this is the first step. Kendall Jenner recently turned 18 and got offered a porn deal, but turned it down. I’m not sure if Kylie would do the same.
You can’t really blame the kid, I guess. Unless she ends up making a sex tape with Jaden Smith, then that’s all on her and all of our lives will be ruined.
Now before all you Kylie fans start attacking me saying “Oh, you’re just jealous because Kylie Jenner is curvy and sexy and successful and rich and beautiful and she’s only 16, and you’re just some 27-year-old loser who gets paid to sit at your computer to diss people who are hotter and more successful than you,” I would like to let you know that I already know all of these things about myself, thank you very much.
Of course I’m jealous of Kylie Jenner for all of those reasons! And frankly, someday I’d love to see her make a sextape as I am genuinely obsessed with celebrity sextapes because it’s like watching someone you know have sex which is deep down something we all want to do! Kendall and Kylie are easily the best looking in the Kardashian clan and their style is impeccable, and Kylie is able to flaunt those D-Cups, whereas when I was 16 I was stuck wearing a padded bra I made myself, so yeah, I’m jealous.
I mean, when I was 16 I looked like this:
Kylie Jenner is 16 and looks like this:
So, though I do believe that Kylie will more than likely continue flaunting her body until she ends up in a sextape ?or nudey mag, I can’t help but envy this 16-year-old who out-hots me in every way possible. Perhaps people aren’t actually outraged about her posting all of these sexy pics, more so upset that they find a 16-year-old that attractive and enviable? Either way, touche Kylie Jenner, touche.
jks says
I mean have you seen half of the 16 year olds now? They post worse pictures than that on instagram wow