Katy Perry burst onto the popscene with a selection of tracks that were either going to go and die in the needy-outrage bin or, as it transpired, dazzle Ver Kidz by being so gratingly brash and juggernautesque that no-one stood a chance.
Then, something changed. Some stayed rooted in the ‘She Does My Head In’ camp whilst everyone else started to ‘get it’. By getting it, that means a lot of women suddenly started liking her camp ’50s schtick and men liked looking at her rather sociable boobs. Boobs, as it happens, that can fire cream out of them. And then she went and spoiled it all by getting hitched up with a spindly legged Thesaurus.
But fear not flesh fans… Katy Perry’s new album has a lot of skin and a whole lack of Russell Brand (and we have a picture of it over the jump).
Her new album, which just happens to be called ‘Teenage Dream’, features Perry lying down in a cloud of candy floss (or cotton candy if you’re one of those American types).
The frolicking popster lies in the buff looking all pouty.
In a press release that landed in the inbox, Perry says:
“The day I found Will Cotton, I knew I wanted to live in his cinematic cotton candy world. A fantastically art-directed music video and one piece of timeless album artwork later, I can proudly say I am more than a fan.”
Yep, it was Cotton who made her teeth-rotting promotional video for ‘California Gurls.’
Perry’s baps have been getting a fair bit of airtime lately as she nearly got the out for Esquire UK last month. In fairness, she does have an ample bosom which does indeed distract from the daft things she says sometimes.
Anyway, if you’re wondering, ‘Teenage Dream’ will be out next month and most of you will probably steal it from torrent sites. Here’s the wipe-clean artwork you’ll be missing.
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