Karl Lagerfeld has the feminists and fat chicks bunching their panties in disgust over his latest outburst.
Remember. This is an outburst from an old man who works in the fashion industry.
We don't know what magic mirror Lagerfeld is looking into, but despite looking like an anorexic-shell-less-tortoise/panda hybrid, Lagerfeld takes it upon himself to be the aesthetic judge of the universe. And this time, he’s decided to pass judgement on Adele. You can see where this is going can’t you?
However, we can't help but think he has a point here: speaking of rotund songbird Adele , the spindly one said:
?She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.?
Right. And this is news to who? Lagerfeld might as well have stated that bears like to defecate in woods, or that Lindsay Lohan probably won't be around to pick up her pension.
Considering his previous pearls of wisdom have included his theory on ugly men being the largest cause of Russian lesbianism, how no-one loves a fat chick and that all Greek have filthy habits, Adele got off pretty lightly. He didn't even recycle a Yo Mumma joke or that one about fat chicks being like vespas.
Extra credit: Phil or Karl? Which quote is from loveable rogue Prince Phillip, and which is pure Karl.
1. Nobody wants Greece to disappear, but they have really disgusting habits. Italy as well.
2. People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women.
3. What are you doing here? Well, you didn't have to come.
4. My thing is to work more than the others to show them how useless they are
5. (Talking about Beijing) Ghastly
6. Bugger the table plan, give me my dinner!
7. I'm rather pro-prostitution
8. Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: ?Kill a cat and save a bird?
9. I have no human feelings
10. (Talking about Stoke-On-Trent) Ghastly
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