Nicole Polizzi, better known as That Idiot Snooki From Jersey Shore has been on the face of a personal critique from a judge who should clearly jack-in his well-paid job at the bar and start writing for Hecklerspray.
This judge hasn’t topped The Best Review Ever, which happens to be from the British judge who called The Jeremy Kyle Show “human bear baiting”, but he did have the audacity to offer up a can of bitchslap to the reality TV twerp.
If you didn’t know, Snooki was arrested for being a hideous, drunken, shouting mess and our judge chum didn’t send her to prison, but did find time to chastise her for supremely childish behavior, even comparing her to Lindsay Lohan.
What didn’t help Snooki’s case (sorry, typing Snooki in reference to a human will never, ever feel right) is that she turned up at the New Jersey courtroom more than an hour late, to face charges of public intoxication, disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance.
Snooki Loopy initially pleaded “not guilty,” but then, her attorney who realised that the judge had probably seen just how big a tit his client was on the broadcasts of Jersey Shore, decided that it might be better for her to confess up.
Snooki was let off with a $500 fine and community service… but not without an ear-bashing.
Judge Damian Murray spat that Snooki was…
“acting like a Lindsay Lohan wannabe”
…and pondered aloud about whether her actions were scripted by Jersey Shore producers and accused her of…
“trading her dignity for a paycheck.”
*BLAM!*
Then came the advice:
“Going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent is not the way you want to go through life.”
Of course, the worry for the stupidly named Snooki is that, the minute she stops being a hideous moron who is rude and crass and gaspingly self-indulgent, she’d soon be a nobody again. Reality TV would ditch her in a hedgerow and find someone else equally horrible and weird to look at.
Oh, and then watch this video and shriek “OH MY GOD! THAT’S HORRIBLE!”
Hoohaahee says
POW! Right in the kisser
Seth W says
Its alright Snooks, we still got love for you in the 405.. btw that dude needs a beating. Who hits a woman like that!