Quick, get your confetti out – this fling between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer seems to be getting pretty serious.
How serious? So serious that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been seen out together ‘laughing at each other’s jokes’. What’s more, they might have actually kissed in private once. Whatever could be next? Hand-holding? Nonspecific fondling? This madness has to stop!
Actually, sod the confetti – it sounds like a wedding’s so inevitable here that if we have to fling shredded clumps of our own flesh at the happy couple to celebrate their union that’s what we’ll do.
Call us premature if you like, but Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer should totally have children. True, Jennifer would have got a better looking kid if got pregnant by Brad Pitt, and a funnier kid if she got pregnant by Vince Vaughn, but a John Mayer baby is a guarantee that at least Jennifer Aniston will have a baby with quite nice hair – hopefully nice enough to disguise the fact that it’ll be the dullest baby ever born.
Why the sudden rush to imagine what a Jennifer Aniston/ John Mayer baby will look like? Because they’re totally doing it is why. The early rumours suggesting a romance between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer seem to be spot on, because Aniston has been seen cavorting around in public with Mayer in that kind of ‘look at me, I’m so happy’ way that women do when they get a new boyfriend who obviously isn’t as good as their last one.
And that in itself is a big step – when Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were together they didn’t even show up to the red carpet at the same time for movie premieres, even when it was the premiere for the movie that they both starred in together. Entire episodes of Oprah were dedicated to Jennifer Aniston explaining that she didn’t really like Vince Vaughn as much as everyone thought. So actual physical touching in public seems like a pretty big step, as OK reports:
Jennifer Aniston and her beau John Mayer seem to be closer than ever after being spotted spending another romantic weekend together. The happy couple looked loved-up as Jen draped her arms around the singer while they lounged by the swimming pool. An onlooker said the pair weren’t shy about showing each other off: “Jennifer was thrilled to be showing John off. He was the perfect, companion, they were laughing at each other’s jokes and chatting away all night.”
In fact, if this didn’t seem like a deliberate publicity ploy to make Jennifer Aniston seem more warm and human and desirable in order to get people to go and see her films for once, we’d be over the moon for her happy new relationship.
Especially as there’s a pretty big kickback in it for us, too. Apparently John Mayer was supposed to be playing a short set at the wrap party for Marley & Me, he decided to pull out to spend his time kissing Jennifer Aniston instead. So perhaps if this relationship continues, he’ll never play live again. And if he can convince Jennifer Aniston to stop making films as well, we’ll even send him a fruit basket or something.
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dsc says
that is why instead of having a real relationship in a secluded retreat where they can focus on each other, it has to be all performed in a hotel swimming pool with a hired camera for media coverage. There is NO WAY security would allow a cameraman day after day after day to get these photos if they were intended to be private. It is the same reason that Sculfor was “caught” with his shirt off in Jen’s home window : it was all arranged by Huvane and Kershishian as PR for Jen to keep her name in the news (so she isn’t forgotten like the other Friends actors). THAT is what this is really about, her faking it to keep in the limelight. That is essentially what she did with Brad. that too was a fake relationship….. but a relationship that went all the way to marriage…. a relationship more about her career than love for a man or family. Jen doesn’t talk to her mother and was distanced from her father at a young age. She grew up in a divorced family and obviously never resolved these issues. That is why you are seeing an ACT and not REAL FAMILY.
anonymous says
Great article. They make a really cute coupling.