Remember supermodel Linda Evangelista who wouldn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000? Well she’s having a really rough time at the moment because she’s got a child… and we all know what a drain on the bank account they are, don’t we?
See, Linda had a baby and she didn’t manage to make her relationship work with the billionaire baby daddy.
What with Fran?ois-Henri Pinault being a billionaire, he’s quite good with money, but he’s not been paying a dime to poor, impoverished Linda Evangelista who is in such a bad way that she’s actually started taking notice of the sales they have in the Asda George racks. What an outrageous deadbeat this Pinault bloke is!
Pinault and Linda’s daughter has had an impoverished life thus far, unable to know the great giddiness of life, thanks to? Fran?ois spraying his money all over his latest flame, Salma Hayek.
Poor old Evangelista has been making-do, scrimping and saving to do the best for her child.
Rumour has it that she’s completely ignored her vast fortune and that nagging feeling of not really needing the money from her ex beyond a vague sense of entitlement, in favour of worrying over the prospect of not being able to pay for skiing trips with her daughter’s school and being able to have a nice Christmas, if indeed, they can celebrate at all because the Evangelista house is so very, very poverty stricken.
And the rent! What about the rent! And expenses!
Every child needs $50,000 per month in upkeep and a $20 million, 7,500-square-foot Los Angeles home, don’t they? And round-the-clock nannies, drivers and security teams!
If not, there’s little chance that this poor mite will ever grow up to be well-adjusted!
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