Oh Justin Beiber.? What are we going to do with you, you big ol hot mess?? You used to be a sweet little Canuck, playing on your guitar with your lesbian hair and face, sounding like a chipmunk while you sang about girls and maple syrup.? Now you’re a roid raging, pot obsessed douchebag who is allergic to shirts and respect.?
And just when we think there is not much lower you could go, a hooker from Panama City comes forward and says that she let you rock her world for half a grand and a few hits off your bong.
Cue vomit.
So this past weekend while in Panama City for a concert, Beiber and his payroll friends hit up a club at 3 am.? After forcing the DJ to play “Justin’s Greatest Hits!” over and over again, Beiber got so hard in his Hammer pants that he invited 10 random women to come back to his hotel room to party.? I guess one of the women looked enough like Selena (or her mom) that he decided he wanted to get a little one on one time with her.? After sharing more of his green goodness, he started kissing her nose and face.? Because nothing is hotter than getting snot and blackheads all over your tongue.? Yummy.
Then the hooker makes my whole fucking year with the following admission:
Me dec?a en ingl?s que si quer?a todo su semen, pero yo no entiendo ingl?s.Mi compa?era me estaba traduciendo.
Okay, if you’re like me, you only took Spanish for .02 seconds in High School to sit close to the hot exchange student in hopes he would call you his “Mami.”? But thank goodness for Google translations.
He asked me in English if I wanted all of his semen, but I don’t understand English. My friend was translating.
Dying.? Dyingggg.? In what fucking world does asking some random trick if she wants all your semen effective?? I guess the kind of world where the trick’s vagina is up for rent and you’re Justin fucking Beiber.? An hour of sexy time later, and Ms. Hooker got all 2 teaspoons of Beiber’s little swimmers.? On her boobs.? At least Justin seems smart enough not to want mini spawns just yet, but that revelation also leads me to believe that he tapped it raw.? Which if this story wasn’t already disgusting, the possibility that Beiber put his dick in a prostitute’s town bicycle crotch just puts this over the edge.? Please, Selena- do NOT ever let this loser touch you again.
The hooker also says that Beiber’s dick was medium sized and didn’t make her go “woah” or anything.? If I saw Justin pantless with his medium sized dick, I’d say “woah” purely out of shock that it was not actually a vagina.? She also claims they did it in multiple positions, and that he made her wear a mask of his face the whole time.? Okay, that last part isn’t true, but it sounds plausible, doesn’t it?
The hooker then took her $500, which doesn’t seem like nearly enough to have to deal with Beiber’s pimply ass, and went home.? She was going to go to his concert the next night, but decided not to because she already let him taint one hole of hers.? She didn’t need him soiling her ears too.
Is it weird to say “smart girl” about a woman who had sex with Justin Beiber?
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