If there is one thing I’ve learned about R & B singer Ciara, it’s that she doesn’t have a type. She went from dating fugly, no-talent rapper 50 Cent, to being engaged to sexy rapper and father to multiple children, Future, to marrying Jesus’ bff (and football player), Russell Wilson.
While Future, the father to Ciara’s 2-year-old son (also named Future), throws his dick around so much he gets a new bitch pregnant every year and may have ended Scottie Pippen’s 20-year marriage, Russell is all about that Jesus life and wanted to wait until marriage before throwing Ciara the D.
Ciara and Russell were very vocal about waiting until marriage before getting their sex on, but I guess once those rings were put on on July 6th they wasted no time relieving that sexual tension because Ciara just announced that she’s pregnant with baby number two!
Ciara posted this pic and caption on Instagram and, we get it, you guys are REALLY into God:
I always thought Ciara’s relationship with Russell always seemed a little rushed. I mean, she had Future Jr. in May 2014, ended her engagement to Future in August 2014 because of his wandering dick, starting dating Russell in March 2015, got engaged in March 2016, and married by July 2016. Then again, I guess people who decide not to bone until they get married are always in a rush to get married. That’s why those damn Duggar kids get married after like a week, you know?
Anyway, now that Ciara is married and pregnant, she’s decided to stop suing her other baby daddy, Future, for defamation. So I guess this is a big congrats to everyone: Congrats to Ciara and Russell on finally getting have sex and making a baby, and congrats to Future for not being sued by one of his baby-moms anymore! It’s a win for everyone!