Many of my friends, including my husband, are Atheist and for years I’ve been agnostic…that is, until today. A few weeks ago Princess of Pop and eternal ethereal icon, Britney Spears, said that ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake is someone she’d be interested in collaborating with.
Well, I can now say with 100% certainty that GOD IS FOR REAL and sweet baby Jesus will gladly bathe us all in his platinum tears and take us to musical heaven because during an interview at the Toronto International Film Festival, Justin said he would into doing a collaboration with Britney! PRAISE THA LOWD!
Justin is at TIFF to promote his Netflix documentary Justin Timberlake + the Tennessee Kids because apparently Netflix is just giving out documentaries to anyone these days. I could probably go in and pitch a documentary about my dog, Tina: Ghost Detective Dog, and it would get picked up. Yes, my dog’s name is Tina.
Anyway, during a promotion interview for the documentary about him and a bunch of kids, he was informed that Britney wanted to collaborate with him and he said YES. Well, technically he said:
Sure! Absolutely! Absolutely. I’m accessible, give us a call.
While it might seem like a big deal for Britney that Justin is willing to collab with her, I actually think it’s way bigger for Justin that Britney would want to work with his ass. Justin Timberlake hasn’t released a solo song I loved since the album FutureSex/LoveSounds. Everything off that 20/20 album was garbage and ‘Can’t Stop the Feeling’ is basically just glorified background music. I’ll leave it on, but I’m not like “Damn! This is a jam!” like I was with ‘SexyBack’. Meanwhile, Britney dropped one of the hottest albums of her career during a total mental breakdown and has only released sick beats since then!
The last time I put a Justin Timberlake song on my iPhone was when he sang on Jay Z’s ‘Holy Grail’; meanwhile I’m blasting ‘Make Me’ by Britney every time it comes on, so I think Justin would be legit smart to work with Britney….and then he can divorce Jessica Biel so he can get back with Britney….then Britney will reverse all the weird plastic surgery on her face….then she’ll give an amazing MTV VMA performance a la 2002….then Justin will propose to her on stage at the VMAS.
Then, and only then, will I be like that shitty Jennifer Garner movie and proclaim HEAVEN IS FOR REAL!