Remember when we all saw Scarlett Johansson naked? Remember? And the internet melted? That was a fun time wasn’t it? Of course, we broke the story before anyone else and no-one noticed and we’re totally not bitter about it. At all. Nope. We don’t keep going over it in our head.
We’ll murder someone for this.
Anyway, friend of hecklerspray, Christopher Chaney from Jacksonville Florida, has been arrested as part of a year long investigation of celebrity hacking called Operation Hackerazzi. Great name for an operation. We would’ve called it Operation Celebritits. Either way, arrests have been made! WAHOO! AND IT WASN’T US GETTING CUFFED!
Naturally, we weren’t arrested because we don’t know the first thing about hacking. In fact, we barely know how to work our Nokia phones. We’ve heard there’s this game called ‘Snake’ on it which is really cool.
Alas, it seems Chaney does and he’s been accused of 26 counts of identity theft, unauthorised access to a protected computer and wiretapping.
While that all sounds incredibly thrilling (wiretapping? Come on! That’s Soviet spy business!), Chaney will be gulping away, looking down the barrel of a not-so-hilarious 121 years in prison.
And all because he wanted to share the glory of the naked human form with us all.
Authorities said Chaney was responsible for stealing nude photos taken by actress Scarlett Johansson of herself and that, he had more than 50 victims, which include Mila Kunis and Renee Olstead as well as singer Christina Aguilera.
Sorry ladies and gay men. No news on Justin Timberlake nudes as yet.
The Feds say that those named agreed to have their identities made public while others in the indictment were named only by their initials. We haven’t seen their initials as yet. When we do, we’ll speculate like mad.
He is accused of offering some material to celebrity blog sites but there is no evidence that he profited from his scheme, according to Steven Martinez, assistant director in charge of the FBI’s Los Angeles office.
Yo! Chaney! Hit us up with some more pictures!
PWEEEASE.
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