Halfway through the week, but we promise you that it’ll be the best half-week of these Eurovision 2009 rundowns.
Well, maybe not the best. But the most interesting, at least. Why? Because Friday’s profile is performed by the worst boy in all the world, and tomorrow’s profile is the absolute worst song we have ever heard in all our lives. And today’s profile? Well, um, let’s skip over that, shall we?
So here’s the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Andrea Demirovi? from Montenegro…
Montenegro ? Andrea Demirovi?, Just Get Out of My Life
You know what there isn't enough of in this year?s Eurovision? Angry young madams, that's what. You know, the girls whose men have made them so furious that they're compelled to press the ?Europop demo? button on their Casio keyboard and write a song containing a couplet that rhymes ?fire? with ?desire?. And it looks like the closest we?ll get to that is Just Get Out Of My Life by Andrea Demirovi? – a song that forgoes the fire/desire? route and instead experiments with some genuinely preposterous imagery: ?You are like a moonbeam that makes feel so lonely? it goes, even though we're almost certain that the man in Andrea?s life is nothing like a moonbeam whatsoever. Also – SPOILER ALERT – she only wants him out of her life because she loves him. Bless.
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