This has not been Drake’s week. First, Chris Brown apparently reignites their feud by bringing up how Karrueche Tran cheated on him with Drake while he was in prison (bitches still need to get that dick. Or, in Drake’s case, warm snuggles while Luther Vandross plays). NOW, he’s feuding with former pal, P. Diddy, who punched him in the face Sunday night (or Monday morning, it was 4am) for some reason or another.
Drake is one of the softest rappers in the game. Everyone knows this. The internet is covered in memes dedicated to this fact. So, I’m genuinely baffled how he has so many damn feuds. I mean, I guess I get the Chris Brown one. Chris Brown would spend a year feuding with a desk he accidentally walked into, but Diddy? Diddy is almost as soft as Drake. The only way this feud could get any lamer was if Ja Rule was involved.
So, the story goes like this: P. Diddy and Drake were involved in a brawl outside of Liv at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami on Sunday night/Monday morning at 4am, because for some reason celebrities think that partying at 4am on a Sunday/Monday is a better idea than sleeping on a fucking weeknight like us normal people who have day jobs. BUT ANYWAY.
Some people are saying Diddy punched Drake because Drake hit on Diddy’s main bitch, Cassie. Other’s are saying it was because Drake made a rude comment to Cassie. Of course, I believe none of these stories.
1) Drake doesn’t hit on other guy’s ladies. He’s just their sensitive shoulder to cry on when their man plays them.
2) Drake doesn’t make rude comments to ladies. One time Drake forgot to say “Thank you” to the lady who served him at McDonald’s so he sent her a dozen roses every day for a year to make up for it.
The real reason Diddy probably kicked the shit out of Drake? Diddy was talking to another lady and Drake was like “Yo dude, be a man and respect yo lady. Treat her right.” Then a single tear ran down his face. And Diddy doesn’t like it when other dudes tell him how to treat his women. BAM. Mystery solved.
uno says
pretty lame anti-Drake article but the dumbest part is when u wonder why Drake has so much beef. If u running the game, it breeds
– everyone knows this. next time, you dub a rapper soft or hard, just think hard “are all your favorite rappers the gangstas they claim to be? is there any hard evidence of how hard they claim to be?”
CNJ says
The comment about Ja Rule made me laugh out loud, and it felt good. Thank you.