Drake is one of the world’s most hyped rappers on the planet despite releasing lame song after lame song. And his latest album, Take Care, has been delayed, presumably because it’s so poor that it’s hiding under the stairs, surrounded by people trying to cajole it outside.
As a teaser for just how lame it is, a new song called Make Me Proud featuring Nicki Minaj, has been leaked.
Yes, you can hear it over the jump and yes, Drizzy (when will this ‘izzy/’eezy thing end?) showcases rap in the style of The Little Book Of Calm. Again.
Talking about his lame process of making wet songs, Drake says:
“Whenever I make songs surrounding women, I always try to find refreshing stances to take as opposed to just like, ‘Oh, you’re sexy’ or ‘Oh, I want you.’ The song, it really came up in passing conversation, just being like, ‘I’m proud of you’.”
“Not even necessarily that a woman has to go achieve grandiose things to be proud; it’s just that I’m proud of you for trying. It’s hard to be a woman out here these days, especially to be pretty and especially to be smart and want something for yourself. So I’m just proud of you whether it’s Nicki or any girl that I’ve ever known in my life that’s doing well for herself.”
Did you hear that? Did it make you puke?
This song actually states at one point that Drake is proud of a woman who has just had a shower. Seriously. He’s proud of womenfolk because they are able to stand under water for a short period. Astonishing.
He’s not finished being a huge drip either.
He’s pushed back the release date for Take Care to give him more time to clear some samples. Talking like a trainee priest, he says:
“I do apologize for the delay but I promise that it is only for the benefit of our experience together”
Christ. Anyway, listen to Make Me Proud and get the sick bucket ready.
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Bobby says
I can make this song at home.