Anything Britain does, the Americans have to better. We’ve have MP Ed Balls, which gives people license to titter about people serving under Balls and the like, and now, it seems America could have Senator Trump. Yessireebob, Donald Trump has revealed that he is considering running for president in 2012.
Insert exasperated swear words here.
If he landed the best most powerful gig in the world, then not only could we all laugh at President Trump (which sounds like the CEO of a novelty products company), but we’d also get the most ridiculous haircut in political history. Nothing – NOTHING – beats Donald Trump’s comb-up (he grows his spidery anus hair long and brushes it all the way up his back).
The Apprentice chump has revealed his hopes of representing the Republican Party (no surprise there then) in a future election during an appearance on Fox News.
He bellowed (well, he probably bellowed… the man doesn’t have a volume fader):
“For the first time in my life, I’m actually thinking about [running for president]”
“I am a Republican but have great respect for what the Tea Party has done because they have brought to light what’s going on. I mean, we have trillion dollar deficits…. The country is going bankrupt, let’s face it.”
The most powerful man in the world, with the most ridiculous hair in history, lecturing everyone about debt when various companies of his have filed for bankruptcy in the past! At one point, he owed $550million to lenders. That’s one man there, not in fact, an entire country.
Anyway, as he considers carrying his stupid and amusing surname toward the political world, Dick Swett, Saxby Chambliss, Randy Baumgardner and Goodluck Jonathan all fight it out for most amusing political name.
They must be quaking in their boots.