We were all pretty shocked when Crystal Harris decided to ditch Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner, just days before she was due to walk up the altar. They seemed like such a lovely couple. Perfect for each other in fact!
Alas, it wasn’t to be and us mere mortals were denied the greatest love story ever told.
Not that there was much lovin’ going on. See, Crystal has decided to spill the beans on the couple’s sex life… or should we say, lack of it. So little nookie was had that Harris claims that she never even saw Hef naked. As a little treat for her, we’ve decided to share our picture of Hefner with no clothes on with her.
The runaway snide has said that she had never seen the 85-year-old boob mogul sans clothes:
“Hef doesn’t really take off his clothes. I have never seen him naked”
That doesn’t mean she didn’t get bizzay with him though. Of course she did. That’s how she snared him isn’t it? He clearly didn’t like her for ability to keep their sexual antics private.
This could be something to do with the fact that they only had sex once during their two-year relationship, and that it lasted “like about two seconds.”
Lovely. She added, like it was some kind of surprise:
“I just like, walked away. I am not turned on by Hef. Sorry”
Anyone would think this was some kind of cold-eyed, cynical careerist move on her part wouldn’t they? Well, just so she has to endure the same horrors we’ve been enduring, we’re finally leaking our image of Hef naked that we’ve had all these years.
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jenn says
lolz.
d says
I call B.S. all the way around!
On the relationship, the wedding, the sex life, the boobs, and the Cialis.