Dr Conrad Murray is more than just a doctor. If the Michael Jackson manslaughter trail has taught us anything, it’s that Murray is quite the swordsman, with a troupe of dancing mistresses being paraded before the world.
He should be pleased AND point out that they were all of legal and consenting age.
Which brings us to Michael Jackson who, as we know, liked to tuck children into their beds and totally not have sex with them. Either way, he’s utterly dead now, and Conrad Murray is getting blamed for it. And Sexy Conrad is not going out without a fight. In fact, he’s blaming someone else entirely! ATTABOY!
While unable to explain Jackson’s death to the family Jackson (why on Earth should Murray know? It’s not like he’s a doct… oh.), it’s clear that he has a theory.
Basically, Murray is pointing the finger at other doctors. Sod the hippocratic boy’s club, this is dog-eat-dog!
Murray reckons:
“I was not aware of any other medications that he was taking, but I heard that he was seeing a Dr. Klein three times a week in Beverly Hills.”
“And he never disclosed that to me.”
Defence lawyer Ed Chernoff is the man tasked with saying that Dr. Arnold Klein (not sexy, like Conrad and his mistresses) got Jackson addicted Jackson to Demerol, a narcotic pain reliever, during the singer’s regular visits to his Beverly Hills dermatology clinic in the weeks before he did a die.
Murray says:
“His production team had said to me recently that his worst days in the set is when he had gone to Dr. Klein’s office, which is about three times a week.”
“And when he came back, he was basically wasted and required at least 24 hours for recovery.”
Apparently, Jackson’s speech would be slow and slurred after visits to Klein. So either Klein was taking Jackson to the pub and loading him up with pints of Stella and 2-for-1 meal deals (even Michael couldn’t resist a gammon steak with a pineapple ring atop, surely?) or, as some suspect, Jackson was a terrible medicine junkie who was killing himself.
Or, y’know, he actually did get someone manslaughtering one off on him.
But there’s a lot of talk about Murray (still sexy) trying to wean Jacko off propofol because… and listen up Jacksonites… there’s a very good chance that Michael was a gigantically flawed human being addicted to all manner of stuff which belied his public persona.
Jackson’s death came after two nights of not using propofol. That’s all we’re saying. And that it appears Jackson begged Sexy Conrad to give him propofol. It appears that Jackson liked propofol so much that he called it his milk.
Either way, it doesn’t matter. You lot have made your minds up haven’t you?
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