The only thing that Celine Dion ever wanted was a family. And some teeth that didn’t look like shattered off-white crockery.
The teeth she fixed long ago. But the family? That’s been harder to achieve. But finally, after what seems like endless rounds of IFV treatments, she’s got there – Celine Dion has finally become pregnant again. And what’s more, this time she’s become pregnant with twins.
It’s truly wonderful news. Not only will Celine Dion get to raise the biological children that she’s openly longed for since 2001, but her son Rene-Charles will now get some siblings to play with. And, if we’re really lucky, the stress of motherhood will prove to be so gigantic that Celine Dion won’t release any more of her godawful music until they’ve all grown up and left home. Truly, this is a time to celebrate.
Hey, you. Yeah, you, Alicia Keys. You think you’re all clever by getting pregnant, do you? Well stop right there. Celine Dion is just as clever as you. More clever, even. Because you’re just pregnant with one baby, aren’t you Alicia? Not Celine Dion. She’s pregnant with two babies. Two identical babies who she’ll dress identically to creep people out. And don’t get big-headed about the fact that the father of your baby is called Swizz Beatz, either. If Celine Dion wanted to give her 68-year-old husband Ren? Angelil a stupid rap name like Hungree Hip-Oh as well, she could do it like that.
We’re straying wildly off-point here. Look, Celine Dion is 14 weeks pregnant. People reports:
“I feel like I’ve been pregnant more than a year,” Dion, 42, whose previous IVF attempts had failed, said. “I never gave up. But I can tell you that it was physically and emotionally exhausting”. “Everyone knows that C?line has guts and is determined,” adds husband, Ren? Angelil. “These treatments were truly hard on my wife’s body. It wasn’t simple at all.”
See? Celine Dion has taught us all a very important lesson here. If you want something, never give up. It may have taken six emotionally draining attempts at IVF to get there, but now Celine Dion now has the babies that she’s longed for. And that’s given us hope, too – hope that people will one day stop liking the way that Celine Dion’s voice sounds when she sings. If Celine can achieve her dream, then so the hell can we.
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stella says
Some women just pathologically love being pregnant. Wouldn’t it be easier to adopt some normally produced babies? I hope she didn’t use her 70-year-old doddery husband’s sperm. Brrr…
Tom J says
Looking forward to the inevitable birth defects…