Rumours have been circulating for weeks that Britney Spears is pregnant again, but there was never any real confirmation. Was Britney really pregnant? Maybe she'd just been overindulging her chronic maize snack habit.
Well, now we know for sure. Britney Spears has been on TV telling the whole wide world that Kevin Federline has knocked her up all over again. And it's provoked a twofold reaction – some groups are worried that Britney Spears has enough trouble looking after one baby, let alone two. Everyone else is just pretty jazzed that there won't be any more shoddy Britney Spears records for another couple of years.
The whole 'Britney Spears: Pregnant Or Fat?' debate has been literally raging for upwards of a couple of weeks, after Britney was spotted pacing around a Las Vegas swimming pool with her gut hanging out. Sources close to Spears confirmed the pregnancy to US Weekly, but no official statement was made.
Until last night on the David Letterman show, that is. Dropping in 'unannounced', Britney paraded her swollen belly around in front of the cameras. People magazine reports the following exchanges:
"Don't worry, Dave, it's not yours," the singer joked.
"Oh. Well, I think that's good news for both of us," Letterman responded.
Later in the show, after Letterman had Spears read the Top 10
List, he asked again: "So we’ve established now that you are, in fact,
pregnant?"Spears responded, "Yes, sir."
If reports are to be believed, badly-dressed Britney is expecting Sean Preston's sibling sometime in August. And that means that by Christmas, Britney Spears will be able to try her experimental two-baby lap balance driving technique. And sculptors all over the world are bound to begin the soon-to-be traditional Who Can Make The Most Disgusting Statue Of Britney Spears With A Baby's Head Popping Out Of Her Minge competition.
So, while Britney Spears sits at home growing bigger and bigger, chances are we won't be seeing too much of her. But don't be too sad – the episode of Will & Grace guest-starring Britney will be repeated and repeated until the end of time. And if things get really bad you'll be able to buy the new Kevin Federline album Playing With Fire when it comes out in the summer. Ahem.
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Britney Spears Is Pregnant Again – People
[story by Stuart Heritage]