Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.
A strange mystery is currently gripping New Jersey. A bunch of people recently watched a human being plummeting through the sky 100% parachute free. Leg were flailing as he came closer to the tree line – and then nothing.
From all accounts the guy absolutely disappeared. The police searched but found nothing. No body, no wreckage, no broken branches – nothing. There is a slight chance, we think, that this could be related to the filming of the next Star Trek movie, but you know, we’ve no evidence of that.
The world is a mysterious place. Just when you think you’ve heard it all something new lands on your desk – and it had to crash through your roof to get there – well in this case anyway. You see – a man has recently been seen plummeting through the sky by multiple witnesses. Three of these witnesses saw him from the veterinary clinic that employs them. One of these women described what she saw:
“I [saw] the guy falling, at an angle, like this…(hand gesture) Straight down. No parachute. No paraglider… You could see the arms and legs flailing and his clothes were blue, a dark blue like a navy, black and gray. There’s no doubt that it was a person. We’re 100 percent sure.”
From what we’ve read on the matter there is no mention of a crash through the trees in which the man appeared to land. And the local police – well sure they went out there looking – along with aviation units of the Coast Guard and New Jersey State Police -? but they didn’t find any indicators of the strange, weird travesty.
In fact – they’ve found so little that they’ve called off the search while waiting for news of a missing airplane passenger or something. We’d say it may be a missing pilot – but wouldn’t a plane have crashed too?
There are three possibilities here. The first is that all the the entire town was so completely drunk they mass hallucinated the exact same thing. The second is that there is some poor fellow’s corpse lying alone in the New Jersey woods where the squirrels may try to hollow him out for the winter once rigor mortis has passed. And the third possibility – well that’s a tad more paranormal.
Is it possible that the falling person flashed in, fell, then flashed out of our reality? That seems to be what the paranormal community is hoping. We really don’t know though – but enjoy this nice news clip explaining the whole thing, won’t you?
kiwidoug says
Maybe he was a professional educator, you know, the ones who sit in the ivory towers of academe and tell teachers how to teach.
Because he may well have disappeared up his own a**hole, like many of his colleagues do each day.
Stella says
No mystery at all. It was a new prototype of a sex doll that one of the pilots accidentally dropped into the toilet bowl and failed to pull out.
Bobby says
They should search for records of suicides, missing persons, or murders in the area. Sounds like a ghost.
:^) says
probably just a magic trick gone awry