The life of a fashion model is one filled with the finest linens, using three spoons per meal and luxury supersonic jets whisking them away to the closest reaches of outer space.
Sometimes it also includes seeing cement walls, and being comforted with the knowledge your fist could slide right through it given the chance. Remember when Naomi Campbell did that? Did she do that? Honestly – the walk-enhancing steroids they probably all take have a massive temperamental side effect. That's why models are like that.
Campbell's not the only fashion model sometimes mistaken for hurricane Katrina – the up and comers on America's Next Top Model are apparently destructive too. That's precisely why their landlord is currently suing them.
Models are an odd sort. When they're not being tempted to touch the chests of greasy dictators they dress up fat to ask common folk for dates. And when they're not doing that they're bringing turned-on garden hoses indoors to wash the couch – or so recent allegations approximate anyway.
America's Next Top Model is a reality show in which several girls live together, and by coincidence they all walk extremely well. Each of their goals is to harness their walking power and marry a Brady. If they can't do it they have to go home.
Sometimes their goals are to trash their personal residence too. That's what the guy who owned their most recent abode says anyway. More specifically he said:
"I just found three dead donkeys bleeding in the master closet."
He then went on to rant about how it'd only been three days since he'd been there last, and why on Earth would the girls slaughter burros in any room but the kitchen. Actually… yeah, sorry. That quote was from an upcoming story on the younger kid from Mr. Belvedere. Oops.
The quote for this story though, the one with the Top Model girls having indoor slip and slides or something, well E! Online provides this one:
"The pretty ladies and production crew from the latest round of America's Next Top Model are being accused of doing $500,000 worth of damage to the TriBeCa loft where they lived for 10 weeks. (The show has purportedly offered to pony up $125,000.) Some of the alleged atrocities include ketchup and coffee stains on the $20,000 drapes, lipstick on the walls and so much water damage in the bathroom, it has to be tested for mold."
Well now you know. If any reality show ever approaches you and asks if they could please film in your home, say no. Especially if it's Survivor. We heard the next season is gonna start with 16 high-strung germaphobes.
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Snapper Winsten says
Lipstick on the walls? Whatever shall we do? $500,000 for dish soap sounds awfully steep to me.