Remember back when Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her lubed up ass magazine cover? And remember how that uppity bitch Naya Rivera was all like “OMG, you’re a mother now” as if having a kid means you can’t be sexy and naked whenever you want (Naya is pregnant now, so I look forward to calling hypocrite when she poses for MAXIM after having her baby).
Women have babies all the damn time and amazingly stay insanely hot and beautiful. In fact, some of them get straight up hotter AFTER they have kids. Here are twenty celeb moms who should change their names to Febreeze because they are fresh to death.
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez is an 45-year-old mother of two who is only now reaching her sexiness peak. The woman is so beautiful it’s mind blowing.
Beyoncé
Well, I mean, come on. It’s motherfucking Beyoncé. Bitch could pop out more kids than Michelle Duggar and she’d still be a rocket.
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian is still mega hot since having North West, and if you think otherwise, she will take a million selfies and continue posing nude until you realize you’re wrong.
Adriana Lima
Even while she was mega pregnant this supermodel was absolutely sexy and stunning.
Angelina Jolie
Angelia is now, has always been, and will forever be, a sex goddess dream girl. 6 kids could never change that.
Sienna Miller
I’ve always found Sienna Miller to be insanely hot and fashionable, now she’s hot, fashionable, AND she has a cute baby.
Mila Kunis
Who knew Jackie would go on to have a baby in real life with Kelso? Either way, Mila Kunis is a total milf.
Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba might have minimal acting talent, but she’s like the most stunning mom so, you know, whatever. Side note: she’s half Latino, her husband looks to also be Latino, yet their youngest daughter is a super pale ginger. Wtf?
Teresa Palmer
Teresa Palmer is my dream girl and she makes a super hot and adorable mom. I am obsessed with her. Obsessed.
Miranda Kerr
Let’s be real, every supermodel mom is a MILF. P.S She looks good naked.
Scarlett Johansson
Every day we are all jealous that Scarlett’s daughter gets to suckle on those magical tittays.
Cindy Crawford
If all supermodel moms are MILFs, Cindy Crawford is their queen. Plus, he kids are insanely gorgeous, too.
Kate Hudson
How you can have two kids and still have abs and legs like Kate Hudson has is beyond me.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Buffy is forever my bae.
Kate Beckinsale
I feel like this is a given.
Hilary Duff
Some people thought Hilary was really hot back when she was Lizzie McGuire, but I’m not a total creep and didn’t think that. However, I think she’s a mega MILF now.
Gisele Bundchen
Her and her whole family are so perfect it’s gross…but she’s still super hot.
Olivia Wilde
Look at her! And look at those little legs! Dead!
Blake Lively
See my statement about Gisele.
Kourtney Kardashian
jayman419 says
Two Kardashians? At least you didn’t try to foist the wookie one on us.
But you can leave Angelina Jolie and JLo out of the mix, thanks. Swap in Alyson Hannigan and Monica Bellucci and the list is almost perfect. If you swap Kim Kardashian for Kristen Bell you get a gold star.