For a long time, the world has wondered why in God’s name a woman as attractive as Melania would marry a Cheeto glazed troll like Donald Trump. Most of us assumed she wanted a green card and a fuck ton of money, because who doesn’t? But it turns out, she might just be a total fucking idiot.
Melania was the marquee headliner at night one of the Republican Convention, and Donald’s wife gave an absolutely beautiful speech that impressed a lot of people. That is, until they realized that a large portion of it was plagiarized from Michelle Obama’s 2008 Democratic Convention.
When I was a high school teacher (yes, they let me teach young people), a kid passed in an English paper almost identical in every way to one of his friend’s papers. The only difference really was that he had clearly gone into the thesaurus option for some of the words so it would be ever so slightly different, but still ultimately said the exact same thing.
Melania Trump is apparently no smarter than a 15-year-old boy who was failing English class, because what that student did to his friend’s paper is basically what she did to Michelle’s old speech. Have a look for yourselves:
For a long time, the world has wondered why in God’s name a woman as attractive as Melania would marry a Cheeto glazed troll like Donald Trump. Most of us assumed she wanted a green card and a fuck ton of money, because who doesn’t? But it turns out, she might just be a total fucking idiot.
Melania was the marquee headliner at night one of the Republican Convention, and Donald’s wife gave an absolutely beautiful speech that impressed a lot of people. That is, until they realized that a large portion of it was plagiarized from Michelle Obama’s 2008 Democratic Convention.
When I was a high school teacher (yes, they let me teach young people), a kid passed in an English paper almost identical in every way to one of his friend’s papers. The only difference really was that he had clearly gone into the thesaurus option for some of the words so it would be ever so slightly different, but still ultimately said the exact same thing.
Melania Trump is apparently no smarter than a 15-year-old boy who was failing English class, because what that student did to his friend’s paper is basically what she did to Michelle’s old speech. Have a look for yourselves:
I mean, this isn’t rocket science, this is blatant plagiarism.
Of course, Trumps team being absolutely fucking insane didn’t think they should own up to Melania’s OBVIOUS copy/paste of Michelle’s speech, instead they blamed Hillary fucking Clinton for all the mockery Melania was receiving after her speech. Trump’s team LEGITIMATELY released this statement:
There’s no cribbing of Michelle Obama’s speech. These were common words and values, that she cares about her family, things like that. I mean, she was speaking in front of 35 million people last night. She knew that. To think that she would be cribbing Michelle Obama’s words is crazy. This is once again an example of when a woman threatens Hillary Clinton, how she seeks out to demean her and take her down.
Ummm…ok, but did you guys not see the video I posted above?
I really don’t think this has as much to do with Hillary Clinton as it does the Trumps probably thinking “Everyone loved Michelle Obama’s speech 8 years ago, so let’s just pretty much go with that, because who even remembers back that far, am I right?”
Wrong, Mr. and Mrs. Trump. The internet never forgets. Believe me, if it did then my Degrassi fan fiction from 2007 wouldn’t still be on the internet, but it is and I have to live with that.
Basically I spent my day trying to figure out who the internet was dragging more today: Melania Trump or Taylor Swift. As far as I can tell it’s a tie.
Taylor is trying to villainize a black man to play the martyr once again, and Melania is stealing a black woman’s speech to try and become first lady. Haven’t these bitches heard of the Black Lives Matter movement?
And before you all go in the comments and flip out about how a white woman wouldn’t have said that, I direct you back to my statement about writing Degrassi fan fiction. I am clearly VERY white.
Karen says
I love your blog. You repeatedly say exactly the same shit that I am thinking.
Phooey says
This article has ZERO business being on this site. It takes a very naïve person to think that alienating 60% of the people in this country is good for business. What you have accomplished is to make many of us that are offended by the very slanted article stop following your site. If there isn’t an immediate retraction or some sort of apology, I will join them. Check your history, you don’t want to take on the Conservative establishment. Target tried it and lost 12 Billion dollars in stock value. Macy’s tried it and they are teetering on bankruptcy. Many such as myself refuse to shop at either.
I realize that the writer of this article is a liberal hack that thinks he/she is cute. The problem is many speeches contain similar passages. There were a few words in common to both speeches but they’re not distinctive words. Ninety-nine percent of that speech talked about being an immigrant, love of country and love of family. The focus on 50 or so words and saying that was the majority of the speech is a blatant lie. President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton have done much more glaring examples of plagiarism. Where is your moral outrage? Where are the insults about her intelligence?
Speaking of Hillary Clinton, when she is threatened by a female, the media and her cronies jump into attack and destroy mode. The female must be destroyed. Conservative women viewed as a threat will be accused of being brain-dead or a gold digger or that she is stupid and dumb and is just following around as arm candy. Their accomplishments will be ignored and then out comes the Democrat party line offense and the stories that will say “She wouldn’t be anything if it wasn’t for her husband. Her husband set her up.” The irony of this foolishness is this is exactly the career path of Hillary Clinton. She devoted herself to a man, trailed him around everywhere, and tried to make herself relevant at various times. The problem is Hillary has bumbled everything she has ever attempted including being a wife.
CHRIS MCCLURE says
I assume the author has a beautiful family, is a multi Billionaire, is in line for the Presidency of the United States etc. I guess the saying is true, “Those that can do, those that can’t write……” Jealously is an ugly thing…cm
Andrew says
Who cares what colour you are, your still a fwit, Obama, Michelle, Hilary and numerous others have all plagiarised speeches, but hey don’t let any facts get in the way of your hate.
Anonymous says
Lmao at all the political cronies. Get a life people.
bigcock says
melania is still hot.. I wanna see her doing some woman to woman action on hillary.. If you know what I mean :D
I'm Jon says
Are you being sarcastic about the black lives matter movement? Or do you actually support that pathetic sham?
festie says
rather be with a dumb woman then a man in drag with a gator mouth
festie says
and speaking of that tw at hillary, she married the worst womanizer in the history of the oval office and she didnt stay with him for love. she stayed with him for lust. the lust for power.