THE BIG DOG IS IN THE HOUSE! 6 words that, when you hear them on the radio, let you know that it's time to change the station, because the whitest man in history, Tim Westwood, is about to start broadcasting.
It's fairly safe to say we all hate Westwood, after all what is there to love about a man who looks like a geography teacher painfully trying to hard to appear ?street? to keep his pupils interested?
But none of us seem to hate Westwood quite as much as Mark Bulcock.
Mr. Bulcock is currently in court for sending a series of threatening texts to the 53 year old DJ. A man Bulcock claims he, ?admires.?
We can't really blame Bulcock for sending abusive texts to Westwood, if any of us were forced to listen to a man over half a century old telling us how ?fly? that latest ?snoop joint? was then we?d probably just start sending torrents of abuse to him too.
However, this isn't exactly the worst thing Westwood has had to put up with in his life. There was the time he got shot and the time he had to host Pimp My Ride UK, both of which were equally painful. Admittedly though, the latter was only painful to everyone else besides Westwood.
Whilst the Big Dog continues to occupy the house it doesn't appear as if he?ll be dominating the court (the actual court, not the basketball court) with his mad lyrical skillz anytime soon. However, Bulcock will be back in the courthouse next month to be sentenced.
With Bulcock safely under lock and key we can all rest assured that Tim Westwood will live to offend our ears another day.
It?d be nice if, just once, the big dog would actually just stay in the house.
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