OK, OK, we’ve been putting it off for as long as we possibly can, but here we go – the start of this year’s X Factor betting odds. And you’re got these babies coming at you until Christmas, too. Cheer up.
But the live X Factor shows haven’t begun yet, so how do we know anything about the X Factor final? Well, truth be told we don’t know a sausage. But what we do know about are the X Factor judges – Smuggy, Screechy, Pointlessy and Other Pointlessy. What kind of crazy stunts are the X Factor judges going to pull this season? The exact same ones as last year but with a slightly nicer set? It’s not impossible to imagine, is it?
So let’s start these 2007 X Factor betting odds with the odds for Sharon Osbourne to do a full striptease live on X Factor. Betting odds, as always, come from Paddy Power…
Sharon Osbourne to do a full striptease to her underwear live – Read that again. Wait a moment for the words to sink in. Now read it again and try to think of anything worse. You can’t, can you? And nor can we – but is Sharon Osbourne stripping down to her underwear on a live episode of X Factor really that unlikely? As much as we want to believe that Sharon Osbourne would never unleash her titsacks during X Factor, all we can come up with are reasons why she would. For example: 1) Two years ago Sharon Osbourne openly lusted after X Factor winner Shayne Ward so rabidly that her blouse only just stayed buttoned-up, so imagine what’d happen if this year’s X Factor featured a genuinely handsome boy. 2) Perhaps Sharon’s rumoured rivalry with X Factor judge Dannii Minogue will spill over into an on-air breast-off – a competition that none of will win, by the way. 3) Anyone with Google Images will be able to see that Sharon Osbourne has done far, far worse in her time. But, hey, given the choice of seeing Sharon Osbourne in her underwear or hearing her dentist-drill voice for a second longer than we have to, we’ll take the pants and worry about the nausea later, thanks. Current X Factor betting odds – 33/1
Tomorrow – X Factor betting odds for Simon Cowell and Dannii Minogue to get it on. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power X Factor betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.