The British Soap Awards are just around the corner, and hecklerspray with Betfair.com‘s coverage of the nominees continues. Today we’re looking at the category that will make grown men all dribbley. That’s right, the Sexiest Female.
Being a sexy girl in a soap is a license to print money. Or rather, a license to stand in a cold photo studio in a bikini covered in goose fat with a man rubbing ice cubes on your nipples so you can be on the cover of FHM for a million weeks in a row.
The nominees, and their current odds, are:
Nikki Sanderson – Birdbrained almost-weathergirl stunnah Candice in Coronation Street. Current odds – 11/6
Michelle Ryan – Confused almost-murderer stunnah Zoe in Eastenders. Current odds – 25/26
Samia Ghadie – Hairdresser stunnah Maria in Coronation Street, has a funny-looking boyfriend. Current odds – 33/8
Amy Nuttall – Red-haired former nanny stunnah Chloe in Emmerdale. Current odds – 4/1
Tina O’Brien – Helium-voiced teenage single mother stunnah Sarah-Louise in Coronation Street. Current odds – 5/1
Patsy Kensit – Scheming super-bitch stunnah Sadie in Emmerdale. Current odds – 15/1
Jessie Wallace – Terrifying perma-tanned she-witch stunnah Kat in Eastenders. Current odds – 16/1
Sammy Winward – Former caravan-dwelling stunnah Katie in Emmerdale. Current odds – 16/1
There are a whole bunch of far less sexy nominees with longer odds, including pretty much the whole female cast of Doctors. If you want to see the full list, or have a cheeky flutter, head over to the ‘Special Bets’ section of Betfair.com.
Then you can spend your winnings on fake tan and bikinis and goose fat. And maybe next year you’ll be the sexiest female.
[story by Stuart Heritage]