10 - More election crap. It’ll be over soon, promise…

9 - Is it just us, or is Kanye West’s new album not very good? - Pitchfork

8 – Why Stu’s beard rocked, despite popular opinion - Biggerbetterbeard

7 – A song about Paris Hilton being president, performed by Paris Hilton. We’re so tired that we can’t even tell if this is a joke or not any more - Popjustice

6 - Toffee apples! - Instructables

5 - Famous people on the internet. Now no longer famous. Mostly - MSN

4 - Oh, Bono! - Dailymail

3 - It Will Kill You Lite: Alligator edition – Nothingtoxic

2 - A kid’s book based on Bob Dylan songs. Not nearly as awful as it sounds – Drawn

1 - The man from 30 Rock is basically identical to the man in 30 Rock - New York