10 – More election crap. It’ll be over soon, promise…
9 – Is it just us, or is Kanye West‘s new album not very good? – Pitchfork
8 – Why Stu’s beard rocked, despite popular opinion – Biggerbetterbeard
7 – A song about Paris Hilton being president, performed by Paris Hilton. We’re so tired that we can’t even tell if this is a joke or not any more – Popjustice
6 – Toffee apples! – Instructables
5 – Famous people on the internet. Now no longer famous. Mostly – MSN
4 – Oh, Bono! – Dailymail
3 – It Will Kill You Lite: Alligator edition – Nothingtoxic
2 – A kid’s book based on Bob Dylan songs. Not nearly as awful as it sounds – Drawn
1 – The man from 30 Rock is basically identical to the man in 30 Rock – New York