10 - Here’s what happens if you show an idiot an episode of Seinfeld and then give him a webcam…

9 - Dear pubs, please start selling drinks this way. We don’t care if it makes them poisonous or anything, just do it – I Am Bored

8 - Thriller: The Musical. Coming Soon. We wish we were joking – Guardian

7 – Bill Murray hits a man. A man. For a change. Allegedly – Holy Moly

6 - Hey, own an iPhone but don’t think you look like enough of a pikey using it? Then you need a set of THESE - Etretouchy

5 - That new Terminator film sure is going to be pretty. Crap, but pretty – Filmonic

4 - Well look at this. A World Of Warcraft user with too much time on his hands. Who’d have thought? – YouTube

3 – Baby Macbooks. Want one, regardless of dubious copyright laws – Gizmodo

2 - Thank God Prince William’s got ugly. We think Britain would sink into the sea if it ever got a passably attractive monarch, you know – Popsugar

1 – Pop songs in toy shops. Genius – Popjustice