10 – The best picture of Peaches Geldof you will ever see – Holy Moly

9 - Here’s a collection of murderous Japanese robots - Cracked

8 – This just in: farting during a football match gets you yellow-carded – Manchestereveningnews

7 – You want to hear more stories about men getting their penises bitten off, don’t you? Of course you do – Metro

6 – Birds with human eyes? RUN FOR THE CAVES! – Nationalgeographic

5 – Sienna Miller wears some clothes. That’s roughly it – Popsugar

4 – Madonna donates money to the Italian earthquake victims. Good taste prevents us from making any orphan jokes – PopEater

3 – Science: bacon sandwiches are good for hangovers after all - Telegraph

2 – Want to make an Easter egg out of hot glue? OK! - Instructables

1 - Think you’ll miss hecklerspray until it comes back on Tuesday? Fear not – here’s a live feed of a rabbit…