10 – The best picture of Peaches Geldof you will ever see – Holy Moly
9 – Here’s a collection of murderous Japanese robots – Cracked
8 – This just in: farting during a football match gets you yellow-carded – Manchestereveningnews
7 – You want to hear more stories about men getting their penises bitten off, don’t you? Of course you do – Metro
6 – Birds with human eyes? RUN FOR THE CAVES! – Nationalgeographic
5 – Sienna Miller wears some clothes. That’s roughly it – Popsugar
4 – Madonna donates money to the Italian earthquake victims. Good taste prevents us from making any orphan jokes – PopEater
3 – Science: bacon sandwiches are good for hangovers after all – Telegraph
2 – Want to make an Easter egg out of hot glue? OK! – Instructables
1 – Think you’ll miss hecklerspray until it comes back on Tuesday? Fear not – here’s a live feed of a rabbit…