10 - There aren’t enough words in the English language that can adequately describe how much we want one of these…

9 – A bunch of pictures that you can email to your friends because you think it’ll make them like you more, when actually the exact opposite is true – Cracked

8 - An advert for liquorish allsorts that contains just about every objectionable micro-celeb on Earth – YouTube

7 - Ten things we can all agree that Lost is never going to explain to us, the sods - Unrealitymag

6 - Speaking of which, here’s the new Lost theme-tune – Collegehumour

5 – Barack Obama in an advert for liquid poo. We can’t even begin to list the amount of ways that this is offensive - I Am Bored

4 - Want to make beer-flavoured meat sauce? OK! – Instructables

3 - Which is better – to die of starvation or to eat bird vomit? This man says the latter. He is wrong – Yahoo

2 - Here’s William Shatner singing a song about taxis – Bedazzled

1 - To Mum, this is the film that your Christmas calendar is based on. Thanks us later - Kontraband