10. Dappy from N Dubz is, astonishingly, the cover star of Total Carp. No. That’s not a typo. This is a magazine about fish and there’s a lovely, lovely shot of the singer holding a massive fish. – Blub
9. Thud.
8. Paul Daniels hospitalised by Sooty launching a pizza at him. This is actual news. – NotALot
7. Students! Sell your kidneys! – Debt
6. Hunter S Thompson writes a lovely, lovely note to someone. Includes threats of physical violence. – Braille
5. Are you one of those people who leaves sarcastic reviews on product websites? You’re in good company – Uhpinions
4. Jon Stewart being funny about The Daily Show getting censored in the UK. Channel 4 won’t be able to show this clip either. – Censor
3. Stella to launch a beer called ‘Wife Beatre‘? – OfCourseNotYouIdiot
2. Lovely photograph of old America… WAIT! WHAT IS THE BLOKE STOOD ON?! – Crivens!
1. Joey Barton‘s recent tweets remind us of something…
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