10 – Lady Gaga can’t stand up properly – AmyGrindhouse
9 - Good news, vegetarians! People can make meat out of test tubes now! – SlantedScience
8 - Think that something needs to be done about this ruddy country? You’re ruddy right! These good-thinking citizens will put you straight – @britainisbroken
7 - Least Essential Television Character In History To Leave Television Show – Watchwithmothers
6 - A giant burning Santa Claus. You’re welcome – Geekologie
5 - What the hell? Why does Spain get all the cool Lost promos? – Bestweekever
4 - Tea-based advent calendars are THE FUTURE - DomesticSluttery
3 - We know what you’re thinking: what if superheroes had beards? – Vanjamrgan.DeviantART
2 - WIN SHOES NOW! - Asylum
1 - This is just flat-out excellence from start to finish. And, what’s more, it contains a cameo from someone who looks suspiciously like dear old C J Davies…
Natalie Portman Wears A Sort Of Red Thing At A Premiere
Sex Pistols Perfume For Sale – Doesn’t Contain Phlegm
Yet Another Housemate To Enter The Ultimate Big Brother House
SLACKERJACK – Effing Worms
Kerry Katona To Show Us The Depressing Workings Of The Celebrity World
Cheryl Cole’s New Single Leaked Online (Just As She’s Granted Quickie Divorce)
Peaches Geldof Not Engaged, Just Annoying And Tedious
Guns N Roses Booed and Bottled Off Stage In Ireland
Amy Winehouse To Share A House With Pete Doherty? Yeah, Cos That’ll Work
Tiger Woods Buys World’s Most Expensive Shag Pad
Dancing With The Stars: David Hasselhoff’s Awful Sex Vehicle
SLACKERJACK – Age Of War 2
Simon Cowell Gets The Bumholes About Strictly Come Dancing
The Stig Pulls Off His Helmet, Every Other Problem With The World Rattles On
