10 – Turtles made of sausage and bacon. Why has this only just been thought of? – Geekologie
9 – To this day, this remains the greatest thing that the Olsen twins ever did – BestWeekEver
8 – This man will be king of England one day. And yet he insists on posing like a tenth-rate stand-up comedian on the front cover of his debut live DVD. We hate you, Prince William – Amy Grindhouse
7 – Damn you, Noel Edmonds, for not staying dead – Guardian
6 – Cloverfield. BUT REAL – Asylum
5 – Some TV shows that we’ve all got to ‘look forward to’ – Watch With Mothers
4 – Ten Atari 2600 commercials. For no reason – Unreality
3 – When we die, we’d like to be buried in the cemetery shaped like the gigantic ejaculating penis, please – Google Maps
2 – Apparently, being a bunch of unrelenting bastards saved humans from extinction once – Cracked
1 – Oscar-winning short film in ‘quite good’ shocker…