10 - Turtles made of sausage and bacon. Why has this only just been thought of? - Geekologie

9 - To this day, this remains the greatest thing that the Olsen twins ever did – BestWeekEver

8 - This man will be king of England one day. And yet he insists on posing like a tenth-rate stand-up comedian on the front cover of his debut live DVD. We hate you, Prince William – Amy Grindhouse

7 - Damn you, Noel Edmonds, for not staying dead - Guardian

6 – Cloverfield. BUT REAL – Asylum

5 – Some TV shows that we’ve all got to ‘look forward to’ - Watch With Mothers

4 – Ten Atari 2600 commercials. For no reason - Unreality

3 - When we die, we’d like to be buried in the cemetery shaped like the gigantic ejaculating penis, please – Google Maps

2 - Apparently, being a bunch of unrelenting bastards saved humans from extinction once – Cracked

1 - Oscar-winning short film in ‘quite good’ shocker…

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