10 - Good new song alert: Need To Know by The Deer Republic – TheDeerRepublic

9 – Suri Cruise: adorable or just a liiiitle bit creepy? – Bestweekever

8 - A list about Arrested Development, which automatically makes it a very good list indeed - Interestment

7 - Some bloke we’ve never heard of says he’s better in bed than some woman we’ve never heard of says he is – AmyGrindhouse

6 - An entire podcast about Bruce Forsyth. You heard – WatchWithMothers

5 – A promise: this talking piano will be the most terrifying thing you’ll see all day – Geekologie

4 - A Chromeo widget that’ll keep you entertained for anything up to a minute – MyChemicalToilet

3 – Do you want to listen to songs from Cheryl Cole’s new album, even though they’re not particularly good? Well tough. Listen to them. LISTEN TO THEM – Popsugar

2 - It’s National Chocolate Week. So, you know, go and win some chocolate – DomesticSluttery

1 - Question: can a dustbin confuse idiots? Answer: well, yes, obviously…