10. Robots. Robots playing ‘catch’. Honestly. – Ball!
9. We’ve featured Dwarf Vader before on these pages and finally, episode 2 is online! Hurray! Look out for the line “it looked like a toddler had stuffed some turkey slices in an envelope.” Killer.
8. Photographs from the Daily Mail taken completely out of context. Marvellous. – Heil
7. Queens of the Stone Age are letting you plebs decide what they play at Glastonbury this year. – StupidHippies
6. Hahaha! BBC mock stupid animal with headline – Pointless
5. Leo DiCaprio‘s gal in nude pictures shocker?! – AmyGrindhouse
4. Are you feeling sad? Well, here’s someone to send you a happy postcard. This is a rare moment of sweetness on these pages so take advantage of it. – HappyHappyJoyJoy
3. What’s your favourite number? – 3087087
2. Independent says it has no ‘gossip nonsense‘. ASA disagree. – HaveYouHeard?
1. This guy has my MacBook. – ThisGuyHasMyMacBook