Microsoft workers are not exactly the sharpest tools in the box.
How else can you explain why one of their customer service staffers failed to recognise someone ‘pretending’ to be Darth Vader?
The guy on the end of the phone is not even pretending to be the Dark Lord of the Sith, he’s simply playing parts of the Star Wars trilogy to him, and he still does not get it. Even the heavy breathing does not give him away.
Where has this guy been? Has he never heard of Star Wars?