US Weekend Box Office Chart: Harry Potter Blah Blah Blah

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire is still sitting at the top of the US weekend box office chart. The cash from which JK Rowling plans to pay for flesh-masks of herself to be stitched onto the face of the first-born child of every family in the world.

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire beat off that rarest of finds to stay top of the weekend box-office - a movie starring Charlize Theron where she doesn’t try to muck her face up.

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire is playing a blinder in the US
weekend box office charts. It hasn’t let any other films get a sniff of
the top spot in three weeks, and has already taken more box office
money than Armageddon, Terminator 2: Judgement Day and hilarious Mel
Gibson mind-swap comedy What Women Want. Here’s the full US weekend box
office top ten.

1 - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (Anagram of Goblet Of Fire: Ole! Big Effort) $20,450,000

2 - Aeon Flux (Anagram: A Oxen Flu) $13,100,000

3 - Walk The Line (Anagram: Weaken Thrill) $10,000,000

4 - Yours, Mine And Ours (Anagram: A Rude Onion My Russ) $8,400,000

5 - Just Friends (Anagram: Turd Jess Fin) $5,600,000

6 - Pride And Prejudice (Anagram: Crappie Judder Enid) $4,624,000

7 - Rent (Anagram: Tern. Bugger, knew this anagram lark would hold out) $4,600,000

8 - Chicken Little (Anagram: Tit Leech Clink) $4,512,000

9 - Derailed (Anagram: I Leer, Dad) $2,417,000

10 - In The Mix (Anagram: Shit Usher Film. Alright, that one’s a lie) $1,900,000

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[story by Stuart Heritage]