Just when I thought I was done writing about Hollywood Hobo Tyga, I find myself dragged right back into his mess. Tyga was recently on the radio show The Breakfast Club, and while I have no idea why people are still interviewing him about anything, he did have some interesting things to say.
For instance, Tyga revealed he is no longer in love with his teenage sugar mama, Kylie Jenner, and that he warned Rob Kardashian about having a relationship with Blac Chyna. Maybe now that he’s done stating obvious shit, I can go back to forgetting that he exists.
No one was more grossed out by Tyga’s relationship with Kylie 2.0 than me, and no one thinks Kylie mega upgraded with Travis Scott more than me, yet I did find myself kind of understanding him when he talked about their relationship.
“I have love for her but I’m not in love with her no more…I think the main thing was a lot of people, a lot of outside influences, and she’s younger than me and she’s dealing with perception. I’m older so I can deal with perception. But for her, growing up how she grew up, image and perception was everything.”
A.K.A. “I started dating the original Kylie Jenner, then her image and perception obsessed ass family locked her in a basement in Utah and made me start fucking with Kylie 2.0, who they kept upgrading every 6 months, and I did NOT sign up to be dating a Made in China, artificial intelligence sex doll!”
And I get that. I really do.
Tyga also revealed he has zero problem with Kylie 2.0’s new boyfriend, the actually talented and actually hot, Travis Scott. Tyga said:
“I don’t feel no type of way. Me and her had been broken up for like seven months. He’s not in the wrong. I don’t have no hard feelings.”
While Tyga might not have hard feeling for Kylie and it’s all love, he didn’t really have the most flattering things to say about his baby mama, Our Lady of Perpetual Pettiness, Blac Chyna.
Tyga revealed that he actually warned Rob Kardashian about Blac Chyna, because somehow motherfuckin’ TYGA has more intelligence than Rob Kardashian and the petty ass shit she was pulling was NOT transparent to him (or anyone but Rob, for that matter):
“I told him what the play was…this is what you about to deal with. Chyna, she’s just got a different mentality. She really is a good person at heart, but she’s been through a lot in her life, and she really didn’t have people to help guide her and stuff in her life. I just knew immediately a n***er like him ain’t gonna be able to handle somebody like her. He coming from a whole different world. He don’t know how she move or how she think.”
Since the interview, Chyna’s definition of trash, homophobic, transphobic, uneducated loser mom, Tokyo Toni, has threatened to sue Tyga for defamation of character for trash talking Chyna.
Trash talking Chyna? Bitch please. He said she was a good person at heart, which is probably the nicest thing anyone will ever say about Blac Chyna. I’m so done with these fucking people. Radio stations need to stop interviewing them so I can be done with this shit!